Attention: All fucktards have used up their stupidity quota for the month!!!

For my fucko's this does not include you. You are far more intelligent than the latter group.
Plan of Attack for Dummies 1. You will not tailgate a truck that outweighs you. "Someone might stop
and beat you with a pipe wrench" 2. You will not run over my best friends wife with your bike and
knock her newborn out of her arms "Your bike will be spiked and be made into a piece of abstract art.
Then you will be spiked and become planted in the pavement, or a brick wall." Which area is of my choosing. 3. You will wait an allotted time of at least one minute on a messenger service before buzzing, beeping or in any means ringing me. "These actions usually end up pissing me the fuck off and are viewed as games" I have a better game to play after that.... Impatience will breed more impatience on your side in this instance. 4. All people wishing to debate any subjects relating to areas of Philiosophy, Politics, or Religion should either come armed with facts "not opinions." I love a good debate, but if you are ignorant of the subjects and have opinions based on nothing but hot air and not facts, statistics and historical proof, you will lose painfully. I usually reserve my use of the word hate, but this is one of those extreme instances when I gladly use it. I FUCKING HATE people that try to jam their twisted views down my throat about Religion: "If I don't believe like you do I am going to hell, etc." Politics: "So and so candidate is better than so and so, because...... Well because they just are and so and so is evil." Philosophy: "You can't be this AND that.... You are (add your religion here) you have to be one or the other..." I am so fucking sick of these people trying to tell me who I should be and what I should believe. Listen up knuckleheads, the next dipshit that tries this will be monkey stomped. I am my own person and believe what I will. This is one of the freedoms that my country grants me. It is something I have fought for. It is something I will always fight for. So to any narrow minded, arrogant, ignorant individuals who have the audacity to try to change me, I offer you this piece of advice. A: SHUT YOUR SUCK B: THINK C: THEN SPEAK If you follow these to the letter in order, it will serve you better.
And will save you from a future ass kicking later.