Whatever happened to certain freedoms?

Hey, here is a question that has plagued me for the past few weeks.... What the fuck happened to freedoms such as being able to kick the living shit out of someone who is being a total knucklehead towards others or towards you. I had the fortunate experience of being able to observe and even toy with humanity at its finest today while at work. While driving to a job today my bro Mike and I were confronted with one of the nations finest groups of protesters "yes folks I am talking about those very dangerous wily militant little vegan group" who were trying to shove their views down everyone's throats while they were driving by their local KFC today. Well I can tell you that something like this just would not stand with us...... Sooooooo yes boys and girls, it became playtime for Mike and myself, after the job we decided to stop on by and get the BEST chicken sandwich and leg meal we had ever had in our lives. We did our best to let the protestors know how tasty it was as well. We even had a few glares thrown our way as well but being as the police were already a well known presence I knew that the malnourished little knot heads weren't going to do much other than that. Before we left three of them were sitting right beside our truck, so we decided to take one last shot at rubbing things in a bit for fun. Mike decided to whip out with the "Man, that was the best scorched chicken flesh I have ever had" I had to pipe up with "Yes, yes. I give it five stars." From the back of me I heard them repeat it in a disgusted tone. The last shot I took at the guy who had repeated it was "No really, you should try it. It's really good..." I think that was the point he started losing his mind and tried to begin to tell me what Jesus Christ says. I began getting back out of the truck while Mike was trying to persuade me not to. Hell, I love a good debate about what Jesus says about eating dead chickens. Especially when I went to Catholic school from 3rd to 10th grade. Needless to say he got cut off and cut down pretty quickly. He I think was getting more irate the longer he tried to debate me from the redness in his face but before he got to the point where he was going to do something incredibly stupid I cut him off with the standard "whatever," got back in the truck and we left. Other than getting to kick the shit out of him for being a complete moron. My day was made.... Toying with people especially when I have pent up aggression always puts a smile on my face, and it had been far too long. Mess with the bull and ya get the horns kids. If you are going to come to me, or any of my friends for a war of wits, ya better come well armed or ya are going to find yourself bleeding on
the deck pretty quick.